Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Here are some of the recent funny conversations I've had with my kids.

Here's some new ones

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Jackson (age 4): My bugars are bleeding . . . don't worry though, I ate them

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Jace (age 3) : Mom you can play with me because you're beautiful.

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Jackson: Do you want to play house mom? You can be the mom and Jace and I will be the kids, and Daddy can be the Dad and Mackenzie can be the baby.


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Jace : (age 2) And bless daddy on the airplane, that the cyclops won't get him.

Jace : (another prayer) Bless daddy will be safe from the Lamanites.

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Mindy:Jace, did you pooh on the bed?
Jace(age2): No, Daddy poohed on the bed. (now yelling down the hall) DADDY, NO MORE POOHING ON JACKSON'S BED.


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Mindy:(during FHE) God gave us everything we have, like the house, and our food and clothes.
Jackson (age4): Yeah, and the X-box
Tyson: yep
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Mindy: (during a FHE lesson on baptism) So do you think mom or dad can baptize you?
Jackson: Daddy because he's bigger.
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Jace: (trying to get me to leave the room so he can throw carrots) (in a loud mean voice) GO AWAY MAMA
Mindy: You don't talk like that. You need to talk nicely
Jace: (now in a soft high pitched voice) go away mama
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Jackson (while watching olympic woman's gymnastics): Daddy, can you flip like that?
Ty: Nope
Jackson : Oh, because your not a girl right.
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Tyson: Come outside and see the spiders. There's a male and female black widow
Jackson then heads off to the mailbox.
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Mindy to Jace: You're going to be a good daddy someday.
Jackson: Yeah, and I'll be a good mommy.

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Jackson: And Geoffery's my cousin, right?
Mindy: Yep, and what is Mackenzie?
Jackson: A princess.
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Jackson: (praying after reading his BOM reader) and please bless Abinadi, that he won't be burned by fire, and bless king Noah, that he won't be burned by fire.
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stay tuned for more funny comments I'm sure are yet to come

11 comments:

r3ing said...

I love it! Thanks for sharing! I'm so glad you have a blog, it is great to see what your family is up to.
Tina G

Diane said...

Sooooooooooooooo cute! I think the prayer is my favorite!

Marc and Lori Johnson said...

Oh Mindy & Tyson. It has been a long time. I love the comments from your kids. Sooooo cute! Hope you guys are doing well!

Lori Knapp Johnson

Melanie said...

Hey Mindy! I noticed your blog link off of Diane's and I just had to say hi! (sorry about the blog stalking...) Your family is very cute--I love the funny comments from your boys! I saw Sue a few weeks ago and she told me you had a baby girl. Congrats!

m@R(! said...

hilarious..i couldn't stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

HI Mindy Dye,
I saw your blog on Dominoe's. Maybe you remember me!?! (from the 18th ward.)
Our blog is stevenjen>blogspot.com.
Your family has grown lately like ours. Where are you living now?
Talk to ya soon,
Jen Kangas

Roseann said...

I love the way kids minds think!

Clint Rogers said...

Great to see you guys yesterday. Try house shopping near 5837 S 3275 W.

Sheri said...

That's awesome Mindy! :) I just found your blog on Lori's. It looks like things are going really well for you guys!

Don and Ann Anderton said...

It is so fun to see your cute family. It has changed a lot in 3 years! What cute kids you have. Thanks for making contact with us and thinking of Don for the job. We would love to end up neighbors with you again...you never know?!

lafamiliabott said...

I hope that you are both doing well. I love the blog and all the pics! Just though I would say hi!

Isaac Bott