Here's some new ones
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Jackson (age 4): My bugars are bleeding . . . don't worry though, I ate them
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Jace (age 3) : Mom you can play with me because you're beautiful.**************************
Jackson: Do you want to play house mom? You can be the mom and Jace and I will be the kids, and Daddy can be the Dad and Mackenzie can be the baby.
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Jace : (age 2) And bless daddy on the airplane, that the cyclops won't get him.
Jace : (another prayer) Bless daddy will be safe from the Lamanites.
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Mindy:Jace, did you pooh on the bed?
Jace(age2): No, Daddy poohed on the bed. (now yelling down the hall) DADDY, NO MORE POOHING ON JACKSON'S BED.
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Mindy:(during FHE) God gave us everything we have, like the house, and our food and clothes.
Jackson (age4): Yeah, and the X-box
Tyson: yep
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Mindy: (during a FHE lesson on baptism) So do you think mom or dad can baptize you?
Jackson: Daddy because he's bigger.
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Jace: (trying to get me to leave the room so he can throw carrots) (in a loud mean voice) GO AWAY MAMA
Mindy: You don't talk like that. You need to talk nicely
Jace: (now in a soft high pitched voice) go away mama
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Jackson (while watching olympic woman's gymnastics): Daddy, can you flip like that?
Ty: Nope
Jackson : Oh, because your not a girl right.
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Tyson: Come outside and see the spiders. There's a male and female black widow
Jackson then heads off to the mailbox.
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Mindy to Jace: You're going to be a good daddy someday.
Jackson: Yeah, and I'll be a good mommy.
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Jackson: And Geoffery's my cousin, right?
Mindy: Yep, and what is Mackenzie?
Jackson: A princess.
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Jackson: (praying after reading his BOM reader) and please bless Abinadi, that he won't be burned by fire, and bless king Noah, that he won't be burned by fire.
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stay tuned for more funny comments I'm sure are yet to come
